Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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