sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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