omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so let's talk penis.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
