he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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