Walk of Shame. In a state park.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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