So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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