I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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