I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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