Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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