Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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