nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
organizing the empties. That sober.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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