yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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