at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
