Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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