I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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