she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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