party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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