Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The adults are the big ones right?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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