69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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