her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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