yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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