Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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