one might say we're banned from that church
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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