It's Friday. Sex?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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