Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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