I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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