I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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