Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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