And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Can I color on your dick again?
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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