Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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