yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
