The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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