the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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