My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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