I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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