Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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