I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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