Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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