if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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