Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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