He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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