You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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