Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
it's like heaven, but drunker
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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