I molested 6 butterflies tonight
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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