Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you

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(630): View more from Illinois

i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...

(1-778): View more from British Columbia

she's gonna get diseases

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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(208): View more from Idaho

so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?

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(618): View more from Illinois

Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?

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