Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?