Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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