the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.