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(949): View more from California

I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden

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(949) I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden http://tfl.nu/i6ve

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(304): View more from West Virginia

remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?

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(304): remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night? http://tfl.nu/z8ke

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(804): View more from Virginia

the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight

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i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed

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(804): the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight (1-804): i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed http://tfl.nu/tivd

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!

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Because men are children

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Touche

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(832): Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child! (864): Because men are children (832): Touche http://tfl.nu/qtuf

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(407): View more from Florida

He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.

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(407): He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat. http://tfl.nu/lz98

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila

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(612): I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila http://tfl.nu/4u8b

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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(609): My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance. http://tfl.nu/4x77

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"

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Drunk you is pretty stunner.

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(651): Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me" (612): Drunk you is pretty stunner. http://tfl.nu/hyj5

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(702): View more from Nevada

She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us

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(702): She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us http://tfl.nu/hsu0

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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

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(815): I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit http://tfl.nu/a7ne

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(646): View more from New York

I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.

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(646): I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands. http://tfl.nu/f9cd

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(818): View more from California

I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around

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(818): I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around http://tfl.nu/btrv

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(860): View more from Connecticut

NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW

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(860): NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW http://tfl.nu/dzo6

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(954): View more from Florida

Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer

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(954): Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer http://tfl.nu/9id9

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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.

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(508): It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls. http://tfl.nu/yq0i

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