The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
