But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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