It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
third nipple confirmed
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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