i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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