i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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