they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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