Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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