if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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