That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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