I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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