you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My breasts were aching with rage.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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