i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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