Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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